Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me
George throwing a bitch to the floor
I am so loving all of these gifs of the Duke and Duchess just being real parents with this little handful George…New Royals.
George already causing international incidents.
i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate
by Fall Out Boy
when u about to fall asleep in class and someone calls your name
accept death. befriend death. take death out for dinner. marry death. marry a death who reads
COCKBLOCKING. LVL: Luka Modric (expert)
Real Madrid 3-0 Atlético Madrid
Women who need a movie episode 5,000,001:
Nzinga Mbande was a 17th-century African battle queen who successfully led spear-wielding tribal warriors into hardcore fucking close-quarters combat with rifle-equipped colonial European armies. Carrying a bow, sword, and axe, and dressed in animal skins, Nzinga Mbande led her men into combat against the Portuguese, defeating them in pitched battles in 1645, 1647, and 1648, at one point even helping a Dutch Marines force re-take her old palace from the Portuguese Governor
She was also infamous for having a harem of 60 men at her beck and call, a personal bodyguard of elite Dutch mercenary riflemen, and once took a machete into hand-to-hand combat against a tribe of (literally) baby-eating African cannibals.
Chanel Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2013
one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’
no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty
I'm intimidated by the fear of being average
petition for taylor swift to wear this dress
never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie