tml> All too well
All too well
diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

mariowiki:

The Newcomers in Smash Bros look so good

majortvjunkie:

who are they

bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay

taketotheopenroad:

Why doesn't Vincent Kompany tweet in Belgian?

taketotheopenroad:

Why doesn't Vincent Kompany tweet in Belgian?
demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

idanceitarotiart:

tastefullyoffensive:

Food Geometry [mrlovenstein]

There is penultimate truth in this imagery.

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

podolzki:

when mobile-alarm in the morning rings,but you can’t actaully find your mobile to shut it down (x)
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chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

fantasea-x:

when you back talk your mom and she says “excuse me?”

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the-misadventures-of-lele:

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READ THAT BITCH FOR F I L T H

DAMN FRANCINE WENT INNNNNN

regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?