tml> All too well
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butlovinghimwasred:

ts-1989:

simplysfans:

The accuracy because same.

XD

The sass in that sentence…

butlovinghimwasred:

ts-1989:

simplysfans:

The accuracy because same.

XD

The sass in that sentence…

stargates:

why is this so hard

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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irenigg:

ive seen very few if any sexy models. modeling in general is not sexy i dont see how u could be attracted to a model. posing is not sexy bein aware of the camera is not sexy. candid is sexy. im sexy. im candid. im candy. eye candy. hi mandy. im randy. beach sandy. need handy.

wormkink:

I bet there’s no drama like this in the teletubbies fandom

rafito-rogelio:

So I took some screenshots from Rafa’s new PokerStars video and cropped them

I mean

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His face may be possibly the greatest face of all time

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So much eyebrow action

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And now for the best one 

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everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

jessiphia:

Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced

it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. 

if you think otherwise grow up

daftbread:

enemy of the dogspotting community

silenceandshit:

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

TIS BUT A SCRATCH

silenceandshit:

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

TIS BUT A SCRATCH

volcainist:

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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marblesonglass:

girilla-warfare:

How Id host a street fashion show

THIS