andrewgiraffields:

Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me

gettingswiftaway:

taylorswiftordie13:

Well
Pretty much.

Haha yesssssss :D

taylor swift,

duchessofdeviance:

belindapendragon:

obsessedwiththeroyals:

George throwing a bitch to the floor

I am so loving all of these gifs of the Duke and Duchess just being real parents with this little handful George…New Royals.

George already causing international incidents.

physicallyattractive-dog:

awardweiner:

i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate

by Fall Out Boy

bagmilk:

when u about to fall asleep in class and someone calls your name

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peachxpit:

accept death. befriend death. take death out for dinner. marry death. marry a death who reads

COCKBLOCKING. LVL: Luka Modric (expert)
Real Madrid 3-0 Atlético Madrid

football,

quantumblog:

Women who need a movie episode 5,000,001:
Nzinga Mbande was a 17th-century African battle queen who successfully led spear-wielding tribal warriors into hardcore fucking  close-quarters combat with rifle-equipped colonial European armies. Carrying a bow, sword, and axe, and dressed in animal skins, Nzinga Mbande led her men into combat against the Portuguese, defeating them in pitched battles in 1645, 1647, and 1648, at one point even helping a Dutch Marines force re-take her old palace from the Portuguese Governor

She was also infamous for having a harem of 60 men at her beck and call, a personal bodyguard of elite Dutch mercenary riflemen, and once took a machete into hand-to-hand combat against a tribe of (literally) baby-eating African cannibals.

If I was a doctor:
Hot footballer: I sprained my wrist.
Me: Okay take off your underwear.

seabois:

Chanel Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2013

fashion,

rutaskadis:

one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’

no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty

I'm intimidated by the fear of being average
taylor swift,
?My presence is a present, kiss my ass.
Kanye West  (via aukles)

taylorsvift:

petition for taylor swift to wear this dress

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chipotlazy:

never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie

oshunn