tml> All too well
All too well
michaelphellps:
“Sitting in class on the first day of school like
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michaelphellps:

Sitting in class on the first day of school like

holtzbert:

the united states wanting brazil to list the country names in english for the opening ceremony

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MYSTERY STORY TIME

221cbakerstreet:

latinkilledtheromans:

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

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And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

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As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

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Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

It came all the way from Italy and this is how you welcome it

  • me: hello darkness my old friend
  • darkness: do i know u

queen-juvia:

this is my favorite thing of the day

ayearofhibernation:
“ “ skandolous:
Ink Calendar designed by Oscar Diaz. The ink will slowly color each day of the month as time passes by.
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literally the coolest fucking thing i’ve ever seen.
EVER.
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ayearofhibernation:

skandolous:

Ink Calendar designed by Oscar Diaz. The ink will slowly color each day of the month as time passes by.

literally the coolest fucking thing i’ve ever seen.

EVER.

davidisbeyonce:

Rapunzel Rapunzel let down that stank weave

thatsthat24:

paramedicdownsouth:

medic278:

carnalincarnate

You can’t not reblog this

There should be a limit to how many times your mind can be blown in one post.

earthdad:

the rise and fall

a-hammock-of-cocaine:
“likeihavenoclue:
“ A cute transparent ghost to drag around your dash.
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this is my fav
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a-hammock-of-cocaine:

likeihavenoclue:

A cute transparent ghost to drag around your dash.

this is my fav

yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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black-nata:

what do you mean that’s not the actual dialogue from the movie?

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